That is, we agree to stop doing these daft things for a few months. They're huge, infectious, and quite often repetetive. Also, they take up loads of time.

Does anyone of the opposite sex have the same name as you?
James...no.

Ever been caught doing something illegal?
Not in any meaningful way.

You watch The Simpsons right?
On occasion.

Is there a guy/girl that you would do absolutely anything for?
No. There're always exceptions.

Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
I'm all alone and bored as hell.

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of.

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
Some guy on the tube with whisky in a fanta can.

Are you dating the last person you talked to?
No.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Dad

Does anyone regularly - other than family - tell you they love you?
Yes. Foolish little angel.

Would you consider painting your bedroom purple?
Thought about it. It ended up blue.

Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Black rose in Camden.

Are there any posters in your room?
None whatsoever.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Nah. Temporary tats are better anyway, 'cause you always get bored of them.

What is stressing you out most right now?
Life being complicated.

Has the last person you kissed ever taken their shirt off in front of you?
Yes.

Something you're not looking forward to?
Next sunday. I go back to prison.

Do you like to cuddle?
Yup. Warm and comfy.

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?
Already am. Will I still be? I think so.

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
Not that I recall.

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
No. Daft question.

When was the last time you watched a horror movie?
A few days ago - Sleepy Hollow.

Do you take walks often?
Mhm, if I've not a lot else to do at school.

What was the last thing you drank?
Hot chocolate.

Have you ever broken anyone's heart?
Not yet. (In progress?)

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Sober

Do you want to see somebody right now?
Yes. And it's not the people I'm going to see in a few hours.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
Double that.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Yes.

Next time you will kiss someone?
Don't know. We'll have to see.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Frowning gives you wrinkles.

What was the first thing you said this morning?
Mmm? Whassamatter?

Do you prefer dark or light hair on the opposite sex?
No apparent preference. Long preferably, but any colour.

When was the last time you spoke to your sister?
A few days ago.

Are you wearing jeans right now?
Yes.

Do you drink more apple or orange juice?
Orange.

Have you spoken to your father today?
Yes, at least twice.

Would you rather drink coffee or tea?
Tea. Coffee is a jolt when needed, tea is a drink.

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Depends what thy blew the first one on.

Ever been given an engagement ring?
No.

Do you want to get married?
Not at the moment.

What movie do you want to see?
Right now? None in mind.

Can you commit to one person?
Yes.

Do you prefer people who talk a lot or are quiet?
Depends hoq tired I am.

Could you go a month without talking to your best friend?
Probably.

Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
My mind.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Nah.

Do you think age matters in relationships?
Not really.

Are you a social person?
Rarely.

Would you rather get flowers or a stuffed animal for Valentines Day?
Neither, please. Nor a card, sweets, or whatever.

Be honest, who's the easiest person in your life to talk to?
That would depends on subject. My cat doesn't say anything back, that's nice.

Last movie you watched?
500 days of summer.

What do you get complimented on the most?
My intelligence. Not that they're right, but it comes up more than anything else.

Let's be honest; have you ever played someone?
Yes.

What would you do if your best friend died?
Attend the funeral.

Have you ever overflown a bathtub?
Yep.

What's your favorite pizza place?
ASK

Have you ever considered a career in music/acting?
Certainly not.

Which is worse for you: being hot, or being cold?
Hot, definitely.

What would be the icing on the cake for you this Christmas?
Royal, probably. That's usually what mum makes.

If you had the opportunity to live forever, would you take it?
Yes. Assuming it came with eternal youth and invulnerability.

Are you close with your siblings?
We hate each other, except when we need each other. We get along.

Are you gonna be home tonight?
Yup.

Do you feel awkward when strangers say hi to you?
Nope. Just say hi and move on.

Do you hate being alone?
Not especially.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Hot chocolate.

Your favorite celebrity appears while you're having a shower, you?
I'm not sure I have a favourite celebrity.

If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for?
The ability to change reality as I chose.

Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Probably. Though I wouldn't want to.

Other than your own, whose bed were you on last?
Mum and Dad's

Do you trust all of your friends?
To varying degrees of not at all, yes.

Does anyone call you babe?
Only occasionally.

Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Yes. I don't see a problem with it. Apparently it doesn't work, though.

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
One person, but forever is a long time.

Do you remember who you liked this time 3 months ago?
Yes.

Did you reject or accept your last friend request?
Accept.

Would you prefer being locked in a room with your ex or your worst enemy?
My ex. She could at least hide in a corner.

Have you kissed someone in 2009 that means a lot to you?
Yes.

You're insanely drunk stumbling through the streets, slurring songs, who are you with?
Greer, Izzy, and my parents.

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Dad

Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you?
I'm not sure. Possibly.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
It happens.

Is there someone you used to talk to every day that you don't talk to at all?
Yes.

Can you have more than one best friend?
Go find a dictionary. Look up "best". Come back to me when you understand singular comparatives.

Last song you sang out loud?
Unhappy Birthday - The Smiths

Are you starting to realise anything?
Yes.

Who's the last text in your phone from?
Dad

Who was the first person you talked to today?
Mum

Have you ever known someone that just creeped you out?
Oh yes.

Is there anything you need to discuss with anyone?
A long list. Some of them might even get talked about.